[BREAKING NEWS] Jurassic-Age Players Fight for Medicare

In a shocking protest this afternoon, our decrepit geriatric players gathered in HelloClan to protest the lack of medical care resources for the elderly.

UltraPro, a player who has been around for quite some time, put it, “I’ve filled out the Medicare application page countless times and every time I get to page 16, it just says ‘screw off grandpa.’ So much for helping the elderly. This is a disgrace.”

A few minutes later, an ambulance rushed “Ultra” to the hospital due to a heart attack. He had a 3,000 forsal medical bill.

Casu Marzu believes that these protests will return shortly after these events transpired this afternoon.

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Mr.Bidet, why is your render distance -2 chunks ?


It’s the eyes, man!